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#10 – Having Rich White Friends

March 18, 2008

Every black male or female has had a rich white friend at least once in their life. Having a rich white friend is not only gratifying for the black person, but also the white person. Rich white people love having black friends. It gives them an inside scoop, in what’s going on in the black community, which they will take notes carefully and have many stories to tell at their next get together.

So why do blacks like having white friends? For the perks of course. Going out with a rich white friend guarantees you a free ride, free food, drinks on them, and attending swanky white parties at Country Clubs and Mansions.

If your white friend ever denies you anything don’t worry because they are so easy to manipulate, just ask “is it because I’m black?” Now your white friend is obligated to stay friends with you, which means you can still reap the benefits. Occasionally invite your rich white friend to stay at your house; this gives them an opportunity to try authentic Black food, and a great reason to wear a durag to sleep.

Having a rich white friend is good. But having a rich white friend with a teenage sister is better. Black males love them an occasional white girl, vice versa. This gives the black male incentive to continue his friendship with the white male and also stay at the rich white males house to engage in premarital sex with his white friends younger sister. Afterwards, be sure to head downstairs to enjoy the abundance of snacks a rich white pantry has to offer.

Black Male – 1  White Guy – 0

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19 comments

  1. “is it because I’m black” answer “Yes, and you’re only around so I can have sex with your brown sugar Hally Berry looking wife so shut up and go park my car while she gets naked.”


  2. lol another perspective @ Jose. I love it 🙂


  3. This is simply not as poignant as “Stuff white People” like .. this is is too broad in its portayal of black people .. SWPL is funny because its very real.. these posts reflect years and years of the “black guy” we see on TV.. the over-represented pop culture black person that really hardly reflects whats going on insides that psyche .. SWPL is not just about what people like .. its about whats going on in there heads and why they insist is something they need or lack culturally .. the meme aspect makes it fascinating .. not the cheap outdated black comic references you make.


  4. thanks kenn, but this isnt swpl so gtfo ❤


  5. That picture made me laugh out loud.

    http://stuffwhiteparentslike.wordpress.com/


  6. race cards ❤


  7. one again nice post.. its so true lol
    but whats SWPL?


  8. Having a rich white friend is good. But having a rich white friend with a teenage sister is better. Black males love them an occasional white girl, vice versa. This gives the black male incentive to continue his friendship with the white male and also stay at the rich white males house to engage in premarital sex with his white friends younger sister. Afterwards, be sure to head downstairs to enjoy the abundance of snacks a rich white pantry has to offer.

    actually i dont like that part..


  9. I agree with you Jen….I don’t like the “rich white friend with a younger teenage sister” part either. In fact, it kind of ruined the whole post for me. I definitley can’t relate to that and the thought of a black guy engaging in pre-marital sex with said young white female makes me think of one phrase “sex offender”
    thats gross….


  10. true @ yall thnx. mini n jen but yo it happens if u a teenage black male, not sex offender status.


  11. jungle fever is gross.


  12. are you racist jen?


  13. Is kenn black?


  14. no imaG im not racist you should know that. (:


  15. lmao. i have a rich white friend. he buys me lunch all the time. its great 😎


  16. Actually, I have a rich black friend. She keeps me from going crazy.


  17. I suppose I should read more of your blog to determine the tone of your voice, but based on this post alone I’m really appalled and offended.


  18. hahah…. man that shit is true


  19. This is entertaining and obvious on so many levels. The self-racism undertones are so rich and satisfying that I’m laughing out loud in this library. “Premarital sex..” LOL. You should have gone a step further to establish your welfare baby needs too. Hispanics are to anchor babies as blacks are to welfare babies. There: mission accomplished.



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